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A message from Radioactive Vampire Teeth The following musical album is highly radioactive Over exposure to the music on this album could result in a multitude of physical and mental health issues, including death. It is likely by the end of this song you will have acute radiation sickness Radiation sickness occurs when high energy radiation damages and destroys certain cells in your body Regions of the body most vulnerable to high energy radiation are cells in the body of your intestinal tract, including your stomach and blood cell producing cells of bone marrow By continuing you are waiving your rights to sue Radioactive Vampire Teeth and affiliates and acknowledge that Radioactive Vampire Teeth and affiliates are not liable by any damages potentially caused by the consumption of this music Including but not limited too any illness treatment costs and emotional distress potentially caused by this record By continuing you are acknowledging that any and all negative side effects of overexposure to this music are now your own legal liability and not that of Radioactive Vampire Teeth and affiliates It is recommend that in the case of over exposure to seek medical care immediately Possible symptoms include Nausea and vomiting Diarrhea Headache Fever Dizziness and disorientation Weakness and fatigue Hair loss Bloody vomit and stools from internal bleeding Infections Low blood pressure
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When you ask me there's no debate Their heads would look better on a stake Where's the pigs where's the fuzz Shaking in their boots. And good lord where are those poor kids? You all feel no guilt. Get the fuck in there Get fucking shot at Hopefully that shooter put a hole on your skull When they ask me there's no debate Their heads would look better put on a stake Don't you find it strange? Don't you find it odd? The only fucking service that won't do its job? Don't you find it evil? Don't you find it gross? You all feel no guilt. You're Shaking in your boots. We can talk all day You can wait all night But we'll string you up by your feet So get the fuck in there And do your fucking job Breath your last selfish breath Get fucking in there Get fucking shot at Get fucking in there And do your fucking job Get fucking in there Get fucking shot at Get fucking in there And do your fucking job The first and only perfect plague I wish I could get inside your head See what really makes you tick Or if your just full of shit In the maze inside you brain I am filled with a numbing pain A horrible place that's unexplained Like this type of vacancy How many When they ask me there's no debate Their heads would look better put on a stake We can talk all day You can wait all night But we'll string you up by your feet So get the fuck in there And do your fucking job Breath your last selfish breath Get fucking in there Get fucking shot at Get fucking in there Hopefully that shooter put a hole on your skull Hopefully that shooter put a hole on your skull Hopefully that shooter put a hole on your skull Three hundred and seventy six useless wasters of space Wandering around with their hands in their pockets 19 dead kids 2 adults All because you couldn't prioritize civilian lives over your own cowardice So when the revolution comes, expect it to be bloody Because to face your penitence Hell wouldn't be enough
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Alright are ya ready? 1 2 3 4 Mlem
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Bootleg Hope 02:43
Well here we go again Another day at the factory I can't fucking wait! rapid succession of wreckage line them up, and knock them down! Break it up, Bottle it, Ship it! There's no end, there's no way to quit it! AH Clinging to my freedom of choice But they can't hear me over their own voice These bastards are dragging me down These bastards are selling me BOOTLEG HOPE Industry continuing on The greener grass is turning brown
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Attention global citizens This robotic chimp could one day roam the moon The year is 2071 This robotic chimp could one day roam the moon The year is 2072 This robotic chimp could one day roam the moon The year is 2073 This robotic chimp could one day roam the moon
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Oh yeah, Well uuuuh... I was talking to a worm the other day And he told me a little bit about what it was like down in the soil You know I really appreciated the perspective on this way of living Uh yeah, its really interesting you know After talking to a worm I thought I might go into the dirt myself It's pretty nice y'know? It's cool, ya got a fuckin' nucleus and stuff I'M REALLY INTO THAT There's uh a reason I always liked gardening, y'know? It's a uuuh very humbling experience Maybe one day I can also feel like a worm in the garden Y'know the more I think about The more I aspire to be like a worm in the fuckin' garden yk'now I just wanna be a worm! I just wanna be a worm! I just wanna be a worm! I just wanna be a worm! I. JUST. WANNA. BE. IN. THE. SOIL. AND. FLIP. AROUND. LIKE A WORM! I wanna be like a worm all day I wanna spend my time in the dirt Friends and family, worms all around UNTIL I GET EATEN BY A BIRD!
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we don't need words words are not applicable to explaining yourself. I don't need words Neither do you I don't need words BALALALA DA DA I don't need words Neither do you I don't need words Just to speak to you I don't need words You don't either lets just make sounds! BALALALA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA BALALALA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA I don't need words And neither should you I don't need words Just speak with your mind, your body and your soul alala ooo oo oo BALALALA DA DA DA DA DA DA OH BALALA LA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA UGH AAAUUUUUU-BLADA DA DA AUUUUGH DADADA-DADA I don't need words And neither should you I don't need words I words to speak you BLAHALAHALHAL BLA BUL BLA BLU BLU BLAUUUUGH BLAAAAA BA BA BA BUH BUH BUH IDRITJDL RSORSO ROET R OOOR H E AH AH AH AHAH HAH HUUUUEUAH [INTELLIGIBLE] UGH
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1 2 3 4 Bubble Boy Die die die die die die die Aaaaaa
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1234 I don't wanna it I don't wanna know I don't want it I don't want a goblin tarantula
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Phone holder oldest trick in the book Don't you know we started from nothin' [gibberish]
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Creatures descending from the sky Menacing teeth, that search for blood Atoms split with the slap of its wings One got me, right in the eye AAAH! OW! Radioactive vampire teeth! Hazardous chemicals enter through my blood stream Radiation rattles through my head Got a mighty big thirst A frenzy for blood now Spread your wings and terrorize the night Nuclear Nightmare
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ยธ,รธยคยบยฐ`ยฐยบยครธ,ยธ โถโถโถ ๐“กฬŠอ“๐“ฅฬŠอ“๐“ฃฬŠอ“ โถโถโถ ยธ,รธยคยบยฐ`ยฐยบยครธ,ยธ

๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป

"๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ข๐”ช๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ค๐”ข๐”ซ๐” ๐”ข ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ฑ๐”ด๐”ฌ ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ก๐”ฆ๐”ฌ๐”ž๐” ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ณ๐”ข ๐” ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ฒ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ฐ ๐”ฐ๐”ญ๐”ž๐”ด๐”ซ ๐”ฐ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฆ๐” ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ถ ๐”ฐ๐”ญ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ก๐”ฆ๐”  ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฏ๐”ฒ๐” ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ณ๐”ข ๐”ค๐”ž๐”ช๐”ช๐”ž ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ถ๐”ฐ ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ฐ๐”จ๐”ฆ๐”ข๐”ฐ ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ž ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ข ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”ก๐”ถ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ž๐”ซ ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ. ๐”…๐”ข๐”ฅ๐”ฌ๐”ฉ๐”ก!!! โ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆท๐‘๐€๐ƒ๐ˆ๐Ž๐€๐‚๐“๐ˆ๐•๐„ ๐•๐€๐Œ๐๐ˆ๐‘๐„ ๐“๐„๐„๐“๐‡๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿฆ‡โ˜ข๏ธ๐”ž ๐” ๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ž๐” ๐”ฉ๐”ถ๐”ฐ๐”ช๐”ฆ๐”  ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ช ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ฐ๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ฆ๐”  ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ฉ, ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ฃ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ช ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ญ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฐ ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ฅ๐”ฒ๐”ช๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ข๐”ฐ ๐”ฒ๐”ฑ๐”ช๐”ฌ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ญ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ก ๐”ž๐”ญ๐”ญ๐”ข๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ซ๐” ๐”ฆ๐”ข๐”ฐ, ๐”—๐”ฌ๐”ซ๐”ž๐”ฉ ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฌ๐”ฐ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ถ ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐” ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ซ๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ข, ๐” ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฌ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐” ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ถ ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ฆ๐”ช๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ก ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ค๐”ฅ ๐”ด๐”ž๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ฐ ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ฒ๐”ซ-๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฐ๐”ข ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ! ๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ๐”ข ๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐” ๐”จ ๐”ก๐”ฒ๐”ฌ ๐”ฉ๐”ข๐”ž๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ฐ ๐”ž ๐”ฑ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ฉ ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ณ๐”ž๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ž๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ฌ๐”ซ ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก ๐” ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ซ๐”ž๐”ค๐”ข ๐”ฆ๐”ซ ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฐ ๐”ด๐”ž๐”จ๐”ข."
- B.Barry

๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฎ โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ”ฎ

"!โ€‹!โ€‹!" is the debut album Radioactive Vampire Teeth, it was started as a (joke) offshoot project of the Free Jazz collective The Phanerozoic Eon Ensemble. It is a project structured around the use of unconventional instrumentation as a means to explore the existing paradigms in the artist practices of "Dark aesthetics" and ultimately an exercise in the comedy of absurdism. "!!!" is formatted to sound like channel surfing a haunted TV at 4AM, on drugs and trapped in a place that doesn't necessarily exist.

โ˜ข๏ธโ˜ข๏ธโ˜ข๏ธ โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ˜ข๏ธโ˜ข๏ธโ˜ข๏ธ

๐•ฟ๐“‡๐–†๐’ธ๐–๐“ˆ 2, ๐Ÿ‘, 4, ๐Ÿ“, 6, ๐Ÿ•, 8, ๐Ÿ—, 1๐ŸŽ, 1๐Ÿ, 1๐Ÿ, 1๐Ÿ‘, 1๐Ÿ“, 1๐Ÿ” ๐–†๐“ƒ๐–‰ ๐Ÿ8 are improvised songs compiled of the very first recording session we ever did in January 2023, they were recorded initially in The Phanerozoic Eon Ensemble HQ and then layered in various locations including The Phanerozoic Eon Ensemble HQ, our houses and The recording space of Dial up. these songs were then digitally edited Cassie's Studio over the course of 2023.

๐’ฏ๐–—๐’ถ๐–ˆ๐“€๐–˜ ๐Ÿ ๐–†๐“ƒ๐–‰ ๐Ÿ4 were made independently Over the course of 2023. They were recorded in Cassie's Studio and then digitally edited in September 2023.

๐•ฟ๐“‡๐–†๐’ธ๐– ๐Ÿ7 is a purely digital sound piece that was composed in Cassie's Studio in November 2023.

๐’ฏ๐–—๐’ถ๐–ˆ๐“€ 1๐Ÿ— is an improvised and layered sound piece recorded at The Crossroads in February 2023. it was digitally edited in Cassie's Studio in November 2023.

๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ

๐Œ๐š๐ญ๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ค๐™;
overzealousmzk.bandcamp.com
www.instagram.com/springatus/

๐๐‰'๐ฌ ๐‹๐ข๐ง๐ค๐™;
multilevelmanagementmusic.bandcamp.com
jerkoffsavant.bandcamp.com
www.instagram.com/pajamas_concrete

๐‘๐•๐“ ๐ˆ๐๐’๐“๐€;
www.instagram.com/radioactivevampireteeth/

๐‚๐๐‚ ๐‚๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ž๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐’๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPh4XJ8L-QA

๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐ก๐š๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ข๐œ ๐„๐จ๐ง ๐„๐ง๐ฌ๐ž๐ฆ๐›๐ฅ๐ž;
thephanerozoiceon.bandcamp.com

๐ƒ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐”p;
dialupband.bandcamp.com
www.instagram.com/d.i.a.l.u.p

๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽฑ โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค โ—ฅ(เธ…ยบ๏ฟฆยบเธ…)โ—ค ๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽฑ

ยธ,รธยคยบยฐ`ยฐยบยครธ,ยธ โถโถโถ ๐“กฬŠอ“๐“ฅฬŠอ“๐“ฃฬŠอ“ โถโถโถ ยธ,รธยคยบยฐ`ยฐยบยครธ,ยธ

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Percussion, Clarinet, Vocals, FX, Mixing, Mastering, Shredaxilator 3200 X series, Ukulele, Yamaha Keytar, Sampling, Voice Distorter, Slide whistle, Guitar, Melodica, Cassette Tapes, Audio Manipulation, Bass, Visual Art and Album Styling

โ˜ข๏ธ โ‚ฑโ‚ณJโ‚ณโ‚ฅโ‚ณโ‚ด โ‚ตร˜โ‚ฆโ‚ตโฑคษ†โ‚ฎษ† โ˜ข๏ธ

Shreddaxilator 3200 X series, KIBBLE GRINDER, Shredaxilator ร˜ร˜ร˜ (D.R.E.A.M), Korg Ms-20, Korg Monotron Delay, Korg Monotron Duo, Casio SA 46, Lonestar LS18, Voice Distorter, Vocals, FX, sampling, Digital FX, percussion, Slide Whistle, Ukulele, Yamaha Keytar, Cassette Tapes, Television, Unplugged Amp, Casio MT400v, Bells, Nintendo DS, Jaw Harp, Yamaha Portasound, Audio manipulation, Visual Art and Album Styling

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